Loading…
JoCo Cruise 2017 has ended
avatar for Max "topepo" Kuhn

Max "topepo" Kuhn

RStudio
Software Engineer, former scientist
As chosen by my CAH deck, I am:

- Leveling up
- Being knowledgable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about
- Jean-Claude Van Damme in slow motion
- Giving 110%
- The Hamburgler
- A time travel paradox
- Sunshine and rainbows 
Saturday, March 4
 

2:00pm

Happy Hour Sports Bar ("Fern Bar")

3:15pm

Safety (Lifeboat) Drill Whole Ship

3:45pm

'Bye, Real World!' Cocktail Reception Lido Deck

5:00pm

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Jonathan, Molly, Paul and Storm's Opening Night Party Vista Lounge

7:30pm

Dinner (Gold Team) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

9:45pm

Speed Meeting Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

11:00pm

Ted (Leo) Conference: Punk Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

11:30pm

Cards Against Humanity Live Queen's Lounge/CAC
 
Sunday, March 5
 

10:00am

Johann Sebastian Joust Northern Lights Nightclub

1:15pm

Reading - Pat Rothfuss Vista Lounge

3:45pm

Locksport - Lock picking and handcuffs Stuyvesant Room

5:00pm

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Hastily-assembled Entertainment Burrito with Cameron & Rhea Vista Lounge

9:30pm

Joss Whedon (Buffy and Dr. Horrible) Sing-Along! Ocean Bar

10:30pm

Mary and Pat and Wil and John Mess Around on Stage for an Hour Vista Lounge

11:30pm

Cards Against Humanity Live Queen's Lounge/CAC
 
Monday, March 6
 

6:00pm

The JoCo Cruise Fancy Fez-Tiara-Moustache Formal Picnic-stravaganza Lido Deck

8:00pm

Johann Sebastian Joust Northern Lights Nightclub

8:30pm

Song Exploder, featuring Aimee Mann Vista Lounge Pat Talks Tak: Bringing the World of Temerant to Life through Gaming Queen's Lounge/CAC

10:00pm

Rebecca Sugar, in Conversation with Angela Webber Vista Lounge
 
Tuesday, March 7
 

10:00am

How To Play: Secret Hitler Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

5:00pm

JoCoachella - Ted Leo JoCoachella

6:00pm

JoCoachella - Jean Grae JoCoachella

8:00pm

JoCoachella - Jonathan Coulton (Full Band Show) JoCoachella
 
Wednesday, March 8
 

1:30pm

Johann Sebastian Joust Northern Lights Nightclub

4:00pm

Work Juice Sea Org Office Hours Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

5:00pm

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Aparna Nancherla; Zoë Keating; Welcome to Night Vale Vista Lounge

10:00pm

'What's Your F***ing Problem?' - Advice from Ted Leo, Aimee Mann and Aparna Nancherla Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")
 
Thursday, March 9
 

11:00am

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Jackie Kashian; Workjuice Players Sea Org Improv; The Doubleclicks Vista Lounge

3:30pm

Your Guide To Giving Zero F***s with Jean Grae Ocean Bar

8:30pm

Unattended Consequences Vista Lounge Comic Books Panel Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

10:30pm

The Both After Dark Vista Lounge
 
Friday, March 10
 

10:00am

Reading - Gail Simone Vista Lounge

10:30am

Armpit Farting Colloquium with Zoë Keating Sea View Pool Area

11:00am

Writing for TV and Film Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

1:00pm

Reading - John Scalzi Vista Lounge

2:00pm

Johann Sebastian Joust Northern Lights Nightclub

3:00pm

Alexander Jamilton Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

5:00pm

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Jonathan Coulton and Friends Vista Lounge

10:00pm

'Let's Always Stay Friends!' Farewell Reception Lido Deck