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Lila Patton Herbst

technical writer
Fremont, California
Saturday, March 4
 

3:15pm MST

Safety (Lifeboat) Drill Whole Ship

3:30pm MST

All Helper Monkeys Report! Queen's Lounge/CAC

3:45pm MST

'Bye, Real World!' Cocktail Reception Lido Deck

4:00pm MST

Sail Away! Whole Ship

5:00pm MST

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Jonathan, Molly, Paul and Storm's Opening Night Party Vista Lounge

7:30pm MST

Dinner (Gold Team) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

9:30pm MST

Drunk History Office Hours Pinnacle Bar

9:45pm MST

Speed Meeting Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

10:00pm MST

Poi, Spinning, and All Flow Arts Northern Lights Nightclub

11:00pm MST

Ted (Leo) Conference: Punk Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

11:30pm MST

Cards Against Humanity Live Queen's Lounge/CAC
 
Sunday, March 5
 

2:00am MST

Lose A Turn! I mean, An Hour! Whole Ship

12:30pm MST

From Frogfish to Whalesharks - sea life of the Sea of Cortez Hudson Room

1:00pm MST

Jeanpool Lido Pool Area

1:15pm MST

Reading - Pat Rothfuss Vista Lounge

1:30pm MST

Orange Tuxedo Queen's Lounge/CAC

2:00pm MST

Anne Wheaton Reads Her Forthcoming Children's Book Hudson Room

2:30pm MST

Scotch Tasting Pinnacle Bar A More Perfect World Queen's Lounge/CAC

3:45pm MST

Locksport - Lock picking and handcuffs Stuyvesant Room

4:00pm MST

Cocktail Meetup of Cosplayers & Costumers Ocean Bar

5:00pm MST

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Hastily-assembled Entertainment Burrito with Cameron & Rhea Vista Lounge

7:30pm MST

Dinner (Gold Team) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

9:30pm MST

Geek Out About Tattoos Pinnacle Bar Joss Whedon (Buffy and Dr. Horrible) Sing-Along! Ocean Bar Slow Jam & Singalong on Songs We All Know! Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

10:00pm MST

Dance Party w/Riz Rollins - James Brown Birfday Party Northern Lights Nightclub

10:30pm MST

Mary and Pat and Wil and John Mess Around on Stage for an Hour Vista Lounge

11:00pm MST

How To Play: Illimat Vista Dining Room (Upstairs) You, too, can play D&D Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

11:30pm MST

Cards Against Humanity Live Queen's Lounge/CAC
 
Monday, March 6
 

12:00am MST

Star Party Observation Deck

11:00am MST

Port of Call: Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

6:00pm MST

The JoCo Cruise Fancy Fez-Tiara-Moustache Formal Picnic-stravaganza Lido Deck

7:00pm MST

Acoustic Song Circle Stuyvesant Room

8:00pm MST

Johann Sebastian Joust Northern Lights Nightclub

8:30pm MST

Song Exploder, featuring Aimee Mann Vista Lounge Pat Talks Tak: Bringing the World of Temerant to Life through Gaming Queen's Lounge/CAC

9:30pm MST

Worldbuilders Gaming Fundraiser Vista Dining Room (Upstairs) Cancer Sucks Ocean Bar Steel Don't Float: Ship Design and Operations Stuyvesant Room Swing and One-Step Dance Lesson Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

10:00pm MST

Rebecca Sugar, in Conversation with Angela Webber Vista Lounge

11:00pm MST

Late-night Prom-themed Dance Party with the Doubleclicks Northern Lights Nightclub Cards Against Humanity Live Queen's Lounge/CAC A Bunch of Monkeys Read Some Stuff Hudson Room The Jason Hatrick Comedy Hour* Ocean Bar

11:30pm MST

The Church of the infinite You Vista Lounge
 
Tuesday, March 7
 

11:00am MST

Port of Call: Loreto, Mexico Loreto, Mexico

5:00pm MST

JoCoachella - Ted Leo JoCoachella

6:00pm MST

JoCoachella - Jean Grae JoCoachella

7:00pm MST

JoCoachella - John Roderick JoCoachella

8:00pm MST

JoCoachella - Jonathan Coulton (Full Band Show) JoCoachella

9:30pm MST

JoCoachella - Nerf Herder JoCoachella

10:30pm MST

JoCoachella - Loreto Dance Party with Riz Rollins JoCoachella
 
Wednesday, March 8
 

12:30am MST

Star Party Loreto, Mexico

11:15am MST

Reading from The Book of Etta Hudson Room

2:30pm MST

Management Q&A Vista Lounge

3:00pm MST

Women at Work Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward") Hardly Strictly Sea Shanties and Irish Music Session Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

3:30pm MST

Ask a Puppet Queen's Lounge/CAC

4:00pm MST

International Women's Day Photo Sea View Pool Area Locksport - Lock picking and handcuffs Hudson Room

4:15pm MST

Fancy Pants Parade Lido Deck

5:00pm MST

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Aparna Nancherla; Zoë Keating; Welcome to Night Vale Vista Lounge

7:30pm MST

Dinner (Gold Team) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

9:30pm MST

An Hour with James Ernest Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side) Polymonkey Meetup & Mixer Pinnacle Bar

10:00pm MST

'What's Your F***ing Problem?' - Advice from Ted Leo, Aimee Mann and Aparna Nancherla Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward") Choose Your Own Adventure Story Time with Wil Vista Lounge

10:30pm MST

Dance Party w/Riz Rollins - World Beat Party Northern Lights Nightclub Office Hours with Mike Selinker Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

11:00pm MST

How To Play: Fuse (Board Game) Vista Dining Room (Upstairs) Pyramid Arcade Experiment #2 Vista Dining Room (Upstairs) Time Empire - a board-game playtest Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

11:15pm MST

Costume English/Contra/Square Dance Party! Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")
 
Thursday, March 9
 

11:00am MST

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Jackie Kashian; Workjuice Players Sea Org Improv; The Doubleclicks Vista Lounge

1:30pm MST

Main Concert (Red Team) - Jackie Kashian; Workjuice Players Sea Org Improv; The Doubleclicks Vista Lounge

3:30pm MST

Scenic Cruising in Bahia Magdalena Whole Ship Your Guide To Giving Zero F***s with Jean Grae Ocean Bar

4:30pm MST

LGBTQ+ Cocktail Meetup Sea View Pool Area

7:00pm MST

Escape Room (in a box) Northern Lights Nightclub

7:30pm MST

Voice Acting Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

8:00pm MST

Sirai: An Accessible, Strategic, Political LARP Hudson Room

8:30pm MST

Unattended Consequences Vista Lounge

9:00pm MST

Sea Monkey Karaoke Queen's Lounge/CAC

9:30pm MST

An Hour with James Ernest Stuyvesant Room

10:30pm MST

Dance Party w/Riz Rollins - 'JoCo is Burning' Disco Northern Lights Nightclub The Both After Dark Vista Lounge

11:00pm MST

Cards Against Humanity Live Queen's Lounge/CAC
 
Friday, March 10
 

10:00am MST

The Night Everything Broke Explorer's Lounge

10:30am MST

Armpit Farting Colloquium with Zoë Keating Sea View Pool Area

1:00pm MST

Ninja Concert - Little Bobby Tables Ocean Bar

1:30pm MST

Slow Jam & Singalong on Songs We All Know! Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

2:15pm MST

We Got This with Mark and Hal Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

2:30pm MST

Scotch Tasting Pinnacle Bar

3:30pm MST

Sawbones Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

3:45pm MST

Keith Explains! Stuyvesant Room

4:00pm MST

Cocktail Meetup of Cosplayers & Costumers Ocean Bar

5:00pm MST

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Jonathan Coulton and Friends Vista Lounge

7:30pm MST

Dinner (Gold Team) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

10:00pm MST

'Let's Always Stay Friends!' Farewell Reception Lido Deck
 
Saturday, March 11
 

2:00am MST

Is that a TARDIS? Gain an Hour! Whole Ship