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maladroit

Portland OR
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I'm Eric, sometimes known as maladroit for reasons that will no doubt become clear. I'm from Portland.
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I DUNNO STOP PRESSURING ME
Saturday, March 4
 

1:30pm MST

Orientation Vista Lounge

2:00pm MST

Happy Hour Sports Bar ("Fern Bar")

3:15pm MST

Safety (Lifeboat) Drill Whole Ship

3:45pm MST

'Bye, Real World!' Cocktail Reception Lido Deck

4:00pm MST

Sail Away! Whole Ship

5:00pm MST

Dinner (Red Team) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

7:30pm MST

Main Concert (Red Team) - Jonathan, Molly, Paul and Storm's Opening Night Party Vista Lounge

9:30pm MST

Happy Hour Lido Bar Drunk History Office Hours Pinnacle Bar

9:45pm MST

Speed Meeting Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

10:00pm MST

Sea Monkey Karaoke Queen's Lounge/CAC Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator Hudson Room

11:00pm MST

My Brother, My Brother and Me - TV Show Screening Vista Lounge
 
Sunday, March 5
 

9:45am MST

Speed Meeting Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

10:30am MST

Reading - Chelsea Cain Vista Lounge Portal: The Musical Queen's Lounge/CAC

11:00am MST

Podcasters Talk about Podcasting Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

11:30am MST

Exits Are Out: Escape Station! Stuyvesant Room

12:00pm MST

Rijsttafel Specialty Lunch Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

1:15pm MST

Reading - Pat Rothfuss Vista Lounge

1:30pm MST

Parsely Games with Andy Looney Stuyvesant Room

2:30pm MST

Writing Implosions Panel Vista Lounge A More Perfect World Queen's Lounge/CAC

3:00pm MST

Afternoon Tea Ocean Bar GeekThinking Trivia: an Homage to ThinkGeek Trivia Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

4:00pm MST

Happy Hour Ocean Bar

5:00pm MST

Dinner (Red Team) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

7:30pm MST

Main Concert (Red Team) - Hastily-assembled Entertainment Burrito with Cameron & Rhea Vista Lounge

9:30pm MST

Happy Hour Lido Bar The Dork Forest Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward") Joss Whedon (Buffy and Dr. Horrible) Sing-Along! Ocean Bar

10:00pm MST

Sea Monkey Karaoke Queen's Lounge/CAC Sea Werewolf Stuyvesant Room

10:30pm MST

Mary and Pat and Wil and John Mess Around on Stage for an Hour Vista Lounge Extreme Improv Trivia with Mike Selinker and Molly Lewis Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")
 
Monday, March 6
 

3:00pm MST

Afternoon Tea Ocean Bar

5:00pm MST

Dinner (Open Dining) Vista Dining Room (both floors) Happy Hour Lido Bar

6:00pm MST

The JoCo Cruise Fancy Fez-Tiara-Moustache Formal Picnic-stravaganza Lido Deck

6:45pm MST

Short Story Structure Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

8:00pm MST

'You're Funny, but How is That a *Real* Job?' Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

8:30pm MST

Song Exploder, featuring Aimee Mann Vista Lounge

9:30pm MST

Happy Hour Ocean Bar

10:00pm MST

Exits Are Out: Escape Station! Stuyvesant Room
 
Tuesday, March 7
 

11:00am MST

Port of Call: Loreto, Mexico Loreto, Mexico

5:00pm MST

JoCoachella - Ted Leo JoCoachella

6:00pm MST

JoCoachella - Jean Grae JoCoachella

7:00pm MST

JoCoachella - John Roderick JoCoachella

8:00pm MST

JoCoachella - Jonathan Coulton (Full Band Show) JoCoachella

9:30pm MST

JoCoachella - Nerf Herder JoCoachella

10:30pm MST

JoCoachella - Loreto Dance Party with Riz Rollins JoCoachella
 
Wednesday, March 8
 

12:30am MST

Star Party Loreto, Mexico

11:15am MST

Reading from The Book of Etta Hudson Room

3:00pm MST

Afternoon Tea Ocean Bar

4:00pm MST

Happy Hour Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward") International Women's Day Photo Sea View Pool Area Metagaming meetup Ocean Bar

5:00pm MST

Dinner (Red Team) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

7:30pm MST

Main Concert (Red Team) - Aparna Nancherla; Zoë Keating; Welcome to Night Vale Vista Lounge

9:30pm MST

Happy Hour Ocean Bar

10:00pm MST

'What's Your F***ing Problem?' - Advice from Ted Leo, Aimee Mann and Aparna Nancherla Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward") Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator Hudson Room Exits Are Out: Escape Station! Stuyvesant Room

10:30pm MST

Office Hours with Mike Selinker Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)
 
Thursday, March 9
 

12:00am MST

Songs of Ice and Fire: A Game of Thrones Concert with Zoe Gray Queen's Lounge/CAC

10:00am MST

Worldbuilders Charity Silent Auction Explorer's Lounge (Not-piano Side) emotions anonymous 12 step meeting Hudson Room

1:30pm MST

Main Concert (Red Team) - Jackie Kashian; Workjuice Players Sea Org Improv; The Doubleclicks Vista Lounge

3:00pm MST

Afternoon Tea Ocean Bar

3:30pm MST

Scenic Cruising in Bahia Magdalena Whole Ship Your Guide To Giving Zero F***s with Jean Grae Ocean Bar

4:30pm MST

Happy Hour Sea View Bar

5:00pm MST

Dinner (Open Dining) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

7:30pm MST

Voice Acting Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

9:00pm MST

Sea Monkey Karaoke Queen's Lounge/CAC

9:30pm MST

Happy Hour Ocean Bar

10:00pm MST

Nerd Pub Trivia Explorer's Lounge (Not-piano Side)

11:00pm MST

Parsely Games with Andy Looney Stuyvesant Room
 
Friday, March 10
 

10:00am MST

Reading - Gail Simone Vista Lounge Puzzle Quest Finale Hudson Room The Night Everything Broke Explorer's Lounge

11:00am MST

Writing for TV and Film Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

11:45am MST

Reading - Mary Robinette Kowal Queen's Lounge/CAC

3:30pm MST

Juliana Finch - #AllTheFeels Live! Queen's Lounge/CAC

5:00pm MST

Dinner (Red Team) Vista Dining Room (both floors)

7:30pm MST

Main Concert (Red Team) - Jonathan Coulton and Friends Vista Lounge

10:00pm MST

'Let's Always Stay Friends!' Farewell Reception Lido Deck